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RVD, Punk, Tajiri all casulties of WWE “style”

Friday, April 25th, 2008

cena-title-belt-b.jpgWelcome back to another edition of ‘Under the Mat’. Sadly The Tazz couldn’t be here tonight so you’re stuck with me. I have a secret that I would like to now share with all of you fine folks out there. Lean in close…..A little closer…..Let me whisper in your ear…… The WWE is not the only wrestling organization out there….Shhhhh….Don’t tell anyone.

That’s right boys and girls…I, the Richster….Have discovered that there is a conspiracy of the highest order to take any REAL, talented wrestler, any wrestler that could possibly bring another company to the forefront, and buy him off to come work for Vince McMahon. However that’s not the worst of it. The worst part is that in order to work for Vince you have to water down your act accordingly. We can’t have you possible future superstars coming in and showing up the big boys. Let’s look at this a little closer shall we?

sabu.jpgRob Van Dam: One of the most amazing performers to ever grace the ECW stage…And that’s saying something when you’re in a group of daredevils like Sabu, Tazz, Tajiri, and Jerry Lynn. Rob, you come on over and join the WWE…We’ll make you a superstar…but you gotta cut out all that crazy stuff you do, especially outside of the ring. Also, lighten up your kicks and punches. The boys are whining that you’re actually….Making contact and it hurts. No wonder RVD got busted with the weed again. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Mr. Mal wants all you kids out there to realize that in no way do we condone marijuna use for any reason. The views expressed here are the thoughts of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the website as a whole or its administration.) 

Tajiri: As mentioned previously, another of the ECW Originals that ended up in the WWE. They had no clue what to do with this man. So they buried him. What better way to water a guy down then to not bother to give him much offense. Now for the biggie.

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com and Mr. Mal Occhio ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WWE ECW C.M. PunkCM Punk: I recently purchased The Best of CM Punk Vol 2 & 3. Both of them from ROH. After watching the first MATCH on this tape I realized just how watered down Vince had made CM Punk. First thing to go…The Pepsi Plunge. A Top Rope Pedigree? What are you nuts? Triple H can’t even get off the mat let alone do a move like that! Can’t be showing up the son in law…So that’s out. How about the Shining Wizard? Nope…that’s a flashy move, you can’t be flashy, would make Randy Orton look like even more like a clueless idiot.
Ok Welcome to Chicago? Nope, that involves the double underhook, looks like you’re going for a pedigree…That’s Triple H ground again. So basically it’s go out and punch people in the face, kick em in the gut, then lift em over my head and drop em face first across my knee? You bet! Now go get em!

All of the Superstars I listed above have shown in ‘other feds’ (You know, the ones that Vince wants you to believe doesn’t exist) that they are FULL of talent and could put on one heck of a show…But they can’t….Because that would make Vince’s established have to put forth some ‘effort’ in the ring. Then again…You ever wonder why the fans in ECW and ROH and other places not named the WWE are so rabid and into their brand? It’s because the people who work for those companies give 110 percent EVERY NIGHT! The fans see that and they LOVE them for it! The WWE fans sees their favorite superstar mail it in and show their support by changing the channel. Remember back when the WWE was bringing in a 6 rating? Yeah go compare the work ethic then to what you see weekly from the WWE now. No wonder they’re lucky to draw a 4 rating on Monday night.

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com WWE Superstar owner Mr. Vince McMahon RANDOM THOUGHTS:
-Thank you Vince McMahon for making Monday night worth watching. The return of the King of the Ring was truly the most entertained I’ve been in quite a while when watching WWE programming. From start to finish the card was solid…Ok with the exception of the dead weight in the ring called Khali, but since he didn’t advance and he actually contributed to the storyline with the abuse he put on Finlay, it’s a forgivable offense. The other thing that KOTR established was to finally put a push on CM Punk. The kid won the Money in the Bank and then lost the next night to Jericho. I was almost positive they were going to drop him to Jericho again and actually cheered when they didn’t!

-That leads to my next thought. William Regal…Oh how I have missed your ability to play the arrogant heel. You spent most of your GM life as a Tweener or Face but to watch you come out with that sneer on your lips and the hate in your eyes well it just brought back memories of a young, hungry Lord Stephen Regal and it made me enjoy booing you. I sincerely hope the push continues and we see you in the ring more often!

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com WWE Superstar RAW General Manager William Regal -Final note. This Saturday night I get to see the first ever HWA (Heartland Wrestling Alliance) Event here in town. This will be a first non WWE card to come to town since ECW closed it’s doors and I’m really looking forward to getting back to that small crowd feel. To make the show even better the main event is ROH Champion Nigel McGuinness taking on Chris Hero! So it’s an HWA event with an ROH main! How rocking is that! I’ll also get to see my very first barbed wire hardcore match in person and can’t wait! I’ll be sure to share my thoughts and feelings on the show next week…..
Until then….I’m crawling back under the mat.

 -R.M. Carroll

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TNA Review “Deuces Wild… battle lines drawn”

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Shredder88Booker T makes an apology to Sting and so there will be no match between them instead it will be Booker T and Sting in a tag team match against Robert Roode and James Storm. With the TNA Tag Team Title vacant matches for the title will take place over the next two weeks to determine the first four teams. The deuces wild tag team qualifying match starts with Rellik and Black Reign against Team 3D in the first bout tonight. The tournament will have four teams from the qualifying matches and four teams that are random where the teams will be a wild card style.
Team 3D is looking like they were out of  sync last week and this week is no different in this match up, if they don’t pull things together they will not go any further. This altercation would be worth seeing but, I would say that is will be at least one more week before we see this one on the Impact Zone. After a Choke Slam from Brother Ray gets only a two count Team 3D gets the win with the 3D so they advance in the tag team tournament.

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com Used with permission of WrestleFanFest.com TNA wrestler Brother RayThe second qualifying match will be the Instant Classic Christian Cage and the War Machine Rhino taking on the Motor City Machine Guns, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. A very fast moving match both teams are evenly matched. Sabin goes over the top and hits both Cage and Rhino outside the ring. After several near falls this one is tough to call when Rhino hits his patented move the Gore and it all over Cage gets the pin and they advance in this tournament.
The knockout challenge will be all the Knockouts Division in a over the top battle until there are two left and the one who climbs the ladder will get a contract to face the current Knockout Champion Awesome Kong for the title at the upcoming pay per view Sacrifice. The loser will be given a Britney Spears makeover and have their head shaved.

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com WWE King Booker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Next is a tag team match Booker T and Sting against James Storm and Robert Roode. Both teams working together and this one could go either way. Sting and Booker seem to be on the same page but, will they keep it together or will this be just the beginning. Sting hits the DDT on Roode and Sting and Booker T get the win. During the match Roode reacts to James Storm attempt to use the beer bottle and almost hits Roode. In the end they begin to throw blows and it looks like these two may go head to head as the heat continues.
Next up is Kurt Angle and the TNA Heavyweight Champion Samoa Joe for the title a pay per view worthy match on the Impact Zone. Who will get the win and go onto Sacrfice to face Scott Steiner? Advantage is on Samoa Joe’s side as Kurt Angle is distracted by his wife Karen Angle and AJ Styles so this will show show who really has the real focus.

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com TNA Kurt Angle USED WITH PERMISSION of www.WrestleFanFest.com A Suicide dive from Samoa Joe and it could be all over for Kurt Angle as the agility of Joe is overpwering Angle. Angle gets the upper hand and sends Joe over the rope and Joe lands hard on his left knee and even though I hate to see it the outcome will likely be a DQ and Samoa Joe keeps the title but, may not be 100% going into Sacrifice against Scott Steiner. Kurt Angle gets Joe in the figure four leglock and in a struggle he gets to the rope to break the hold. After Scott Steiner hits Kurt Angle with a steel pipe Joe gets the win. And when Scott gets in the ring he says “its all about respect’ and that sets up Jim Cornette’s change for the upcoming bout at Sacrifice now it will be all three men in a three way Scott Steiner verses Kurt Angle verses Samoa Joe for the TNA Heavyweight Championship.
And thats all this fan has to say…Shredder88…I’m out

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ECW Review: The Cutting Edge, Kofi first challenge

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRambligs.com and Mr. Mal Occhio ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WWE ECW Diva Kelly KellyI’m back with the newest ECW review.We begin the night with
Tommy Dreamer and Kelly Kelly vs. Mike Knox and Layla
First off, I want to say that the attire Kelly Kelly was awesome. I mean it really showed her “ass”sets. In the words of Joey Styles, OH MY GOD! Anyway back to the action. This match had the divas in the ring for most of the match. Kelly Kelly hit the Rocker Dropper on Layla for the 1,2,3 Again I can’t stress this enough, end this feud between Kelly Kelly and Layla. It’s seriously enough already. After the match, Knox attacked Dreamer with the Corkscrew Neckbreaker.. I got to say I’m digging the facial hair Knox has.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer and Kelly Kelly
Rating: 1 star out of 4
3 ½ stars for Kelly Kelly’s attire
The only thing better would be her naked.

John Morrison vs. Jimmy Wang Yang w/ Shannon Moore
The Miz
was on commentary. This was an ok match. The usually you would get from these two. Looks like they are going to push for Moore and Yang to become a formable team for Morrison and Miz just like earlier this year Yang picks up the win with the Moonsault. Nice to see this underrated superstar giving a clean win like this over a former ECW Champion.
Winner: Yang
Rating: 2 stars out of 4
Kofi Kingston vs. Shelton Benjamin
The Jamaican Superstar had some good sportsmen like comments towards Benjamin before this match but The Gold Standard wanted none of it. Good Match out between these two but way too short. This two had some things going for them in this match. This was the first true challenge for Kofi. At one point, Kofi got some major air with his dropkick when Benjamin went for a move off the top rope. Kofi landed a Jamaican Buzzsaw Kick to finish this. MAJOR UPSET in my opinion.
Winner: Kofi
2 stars out of 4

COPYRIGHT WrestlersRamblings.com and Mr. Mal Occhio ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WWE ECW Superstar John MorrisonMark Henry vs. Nunzio
Complete squash. I like Mark Henry but he only works well with certain people. I think they could do a lot more with his character then what they have been.
Winner: Henry
Rating: DUD
Cutting Edge: With special guest Kane
Edge
had his two Edge heads with him. Edge talked about Kane being a thorn in his side since he stole Lita away from Kane. Edge blamed Kane for ruining they’re wedding and injuring him last July. Edge said that families need to stay together and that’s exactly want his Extent Family (Guerrero and Edge Family) does unlike Kane and Undertaker who have a on again off again relationship. Kane said at Backlash his brother and he will eliminate everyone in the family except for Vickie Guerrero who he promised that his brother and he would take care of. Kane manically laughed and attacked Edge and the Edge Heads. Chavo Guerrero and his Bodyguard Bam Neely came out to help the family. They all held Kane down so that Chavo could give One man con-chair-to to Kane’s leg.
Overall: 1 ½ stars out of 4
Matches were way too short.
The Highlight was the Cutting Edge
Also Kofi and Shelton match

-Wrestling Love

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