FLASH! WWE releases Kurt Angle for “personal issues”

BREAKING WRESTLING NEWS! In what Mr. Mal prays to be for all the right reasons, for the first time in World Wrestling Entertainment history, the company has announced tonight that, “Due to personal issues, Kurt Angle has been granted an early release from his contract. WWE looks forward to establishing a new relationship with Kurt in the near future.â€? Let that sink in for a minute. Kurt Angle was fired today by the WWE. They also may have saved his life. More on this shocking development later today on WrestlersRamblings.com. What prompted Angle’s release? What was the straw that broke the Gold Medal winner’s back in terms of WWE employment? Could he be bound for Total Non-Stop Action? Is this the end of Angle? Find out from Mr. Mal Occhio and your #1 wrestling news blog - WrestlersRamblings.com! Tell your friends! Wake the neighbors! 

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2 Responses to “FLASH! WWE releases Kurt Angle for “personal issues””

  1. Legendary PizzaSteve Says:

    Liver with enzymes again! Maybe leftovers from Batista! Okay,bye!

  2. Mister Mal Occhio Says:

    And that’s only the half of it, really. It’s the pain pills that are the real killers here. Steroids over time? Yes. But pain pills are an even more slippery slope by which so many have gone over the edge . . .

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